Raking Leafs

Mixing metaphors and casting cliches about hockey and the Maple Leafs for the ether's pleasure since MCMLXVII.


To All The Party People....

I've Got The Brand New Doo-Doo Guaranteed
Like Yoo Hoo
I'm On Like Dr John, Yea Mr Zu Zu
I'm A Newlywed, Not A Divorcee
And Everything I Do Is Funky Like Lee Dorsey
Well, It's The Taking of Pelham, One, Two, Three
If You Want A Doodoo Rhyme Then Come See Me
I've Got The Savoir Faire With The Unique Rhyme
I Keep It On And On, It's Never Quitting Time And
Strictly Hand Held Is The Style I Go
Never Rock The Mic With The Panty Hose
I Strap On My Ear Goggles And I'm Ready To Go
'Cause At The Boards Is The Man They Call The
Pull Up At The Function And You Know I Kojak
To All The Party People That Are On My Bozak
I've Got More Action Than My Man John Woo
And I've Got Mad Hits Like I Was Rod Carew

You Can't, You Won't And You Don't Stop
Ad Rock Come And Rock The Sure Shot

damn, what a goal.



  • At 5:01 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    So what does this have to do with Taylor Hall having a fantastic career with the Bruins, and Phil Kessel's goals in meaningless games??

    Da Bruins rule. That's what.

    Thanks Leafs!!!! Enjoy your pimple faced, streaky, emotionless winger!! You continue to miss the playoffs, meanwhile, we will enjoy Rask and Hall, and many cup runs to come!!

  • At 11:54 AM, Anonymous Radu Prisacaru – UK Internet Marketer & Web Developer said…

    Fantastic article !


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